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Teabag Obama.

Lest anybody think it was just perverted liberals who latched onto the teabagging joke…

This page is completely serious!

Joe. My. God.: Wingnuts Call For Firing Of Anderson Cooper Over Teabagging Joke.

LMAO.

a) uh, since when is this a gay thing?
b) LMAO.
c) Sorry, these people walked RIGHT into this joke. If you don’t want to hear jokes about teabagging, don’t theme your national protest around teabags, particularly when your camp is also launching a campaign called “2M4M,” and PARTICULARLY when your camp tends to be extremely prudish and sexually repressed/oppressive. SRSLY.

YouTube – Miss California Gets OWNED Miss USA 2009 Speech.

Umm…. how can you “choose” when you can’t actually “choose”? This answer would have made perfect sense and been perfectly respectable IF we actually HAD the right to marry. But hey, guess what? We don’t. So we don’t get to choose between same-sex marriage and opposite-sex marriage (like it’s some kind of eenie meenie miney moe or something). We get those choices made FOR us by people like her.

McCain campaign manager: GOP should back same-sex marriage – CNN.com.

The Colbert Coalition’s Anti-Gay Marriage Ad | April 16th | ColbertNation.com.

The Stranger | Slog | A Comment from COMTE.

I would totally watch the TV show s/he suggests… totally.

Pro-Gay Sites Filtered From Tennessee Students | Threat Level from Wired.com.

Public schools in Tennessee are filtering access to online websites discussing lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender issues, but are not blocking sites advocating “reparative” therapy to change their lifestyle.

School officials are blaming the filtering company. The filtering company is blaming the schools. (and Amazon.com is blaming a glitch… yeah.)

Meanwhile, what scandalous information was being sought when the filter came to light?

“When I found out about this web-filtering software, I wasn’t looking for anything sexual or inappropriate, I was looking for information about scholarships for LGBT students, and I couldn’t get to it because of this software,” said Andrew Emitt, a 17-year-old Central High senior in Knoxville.

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Snakes escape on Qantas flight.

No, like… seriously?

*snickers*

YouTube – Anderson Cooper: It’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.

Slain girl’s family express ‘shock and disbelief’ at neighbor’s arrest – CNN.com.

"There was some speculation early on that [the suspect] would be a man," Sheneman said Saturday. "It's unusual for a woman — statistically, according to the FBI — to be involved in anything like this."

That’s why it’s interesting that I’ve seen more than a few commenters on news articles speculate that she might be covering for somebody. It just seems a little… off. I have the feeling there will be more to this story.

Right-wing extremism may be on rise, report says – CNN.com.

And we’re surprised why?

Susan Boyle’s Britain’s Got Talent Audition.

Wow!

The Bilerico Project | Planet Unicorn.

Looks like somebody’s been grazing in the ambrosia fields for too long… how is Bilerico JUST NOW discovering Planet Unicorn? Seriously? What’s next – are they going to reveal a fabulous new cartoon called Lizzy the Lezzy?

The Bilerico Project | Best NOM parody ad yet.

Yep. Today, marriage. Tomorrow, analog TV! We are out to destroy God’s creations! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

*arf!*

Spokane parks to detonate squirrels | KOMO News – Seattle, Washington | Local & Regional.

The Rodenator Pro pumps propane and oxygen into the tunnels of squirrels, then sends an electric spark that causes an explosion. The shock waves kill the squirrels and collapse their tunnels – but in a humane way, the agency said.

Ummmm, as opposed to the completely separate, totally different NONhumane way of detonating squirrels?

Gawker – Amazon.com Admits ‘Embarrassing’ Error Over 57,310 Gay Books – Amazon.com.

They got the same response I got when I emailed – first I got the “It’s a glitch and it’s being fixed” email. The next one said:

It has been misreported that the issue was limited to Gay & Lesbian themed titles – in fact, it impacted 57,310 books in a number of broad categories such as Health, Mind & Body, Reproductive & Sexual Medicine, and Erotica. This problem impacted books not just in the United States but globally. It affected not just sales rank but also had the effect of removing the books from Amazon’s main product search.

Many books have now been fixed and we’re in the process of fixing the remainder as quickly as possible, and we intend to implement new measures to make this kind of accident less likely to occur in the future.

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Do they even bother to have actual customer service reps, or do they have an “automatic name generator” attached to a stock email responder?

Plan to Change Student Lending Sets Up a Fight – NYTimes.com.

Well, hey, that’s great – now what is to be done about the millions of Americans who are paying almost all of their monthly income straight to the banks for loan repayment? The interest rates have gotten way out of hand. I have student loans at higher interest rates than some of my credit cards. Obscene. Nay – obscane.

Nasstoys Taylor Wane Vibrating Ass & Pussy: Appropriate for a family-friendly business. Ranked.
Heather Has Two Mommies: Adult material. Inappropriate for family eyes. Now unranked.

Hetero smut is still A-OK.

Warning: NOT work-friendly.

So a keyword for “pussy” comes up… yeah… while a keyword for “homosexuality” offers a “cure.” Great. What a great standard to set. I hope all the little children looking for pussy-cats are prepared for the shock of their lives… Amazon FAIL.

Meta Writer – Amazon Censorship – Who is affected?.

Gay Lit Too ‘Adult’ for Amazon.com / Queerty.

Even worse – search Amazon for “homosexuality” and see what the first listing is. Somebody paid off somebody, because the category listing comes SECOND. Look what comes first.

Pam’s House Blend:: More from “Nation for Marriage:” the talking points revealed.

A fabulous post that will have you snickering the entire time… I do like the Jewey font best. That’s probably because I’m Jewish.

Our Heart Aches for This Self-Hating Little Boy on YouTube / Queerty.

This is so sad.

What’s in an Orange? | Jewesses With Attitude.

A bit of background on the tradition of putting an orange on the seder plate.

Same-sex marriage rights a step closer in District of Columbia – CNN.com.

"Same-sex 'marriage' is a movement driven by wealthy homosexual activists and a liberal elite determined to destroy not only the institution of marriage, but democracy as well. Time and again, we see when citizens have the opportunity to vote at the ballot box, they consistently opt to support traditional marriage," Perkins said.

That is of course a load of shit – but you want to know what DOES undermine democracy? Maintaining a district of 591,833 people who have no right to govern themselves without subjecting their votes to the review of the whole of Congress. Sorry, but when the founders forbade D.C. from having a vote or becoming a state, they certainly weren’t anticipating that it would become a major metropolitan area the way it has.

On the other hand, allowing state Supreme Courts to exercise their judicial oversight as to the other branches of government is fully and wholly in line with the three-branch, “checks and balances” government our intelligent founders set up to prevent tyranny by the majority.